Monday, March 13, 2006

Oh, God.

So.

Sometimes I'm like: all this God stuff is so bogus and infantile. Clearly, humans are just like other animals, and nearly all of our behaviors are just stupidly-advanced versions of what dogs, monkeys, bugs, and birds do. It's just so stupid to think that humans are somehow separate and apart from everything else on the planet. That we're so special.

And then I'm like: well, maybe that's true. And maybe we're not so special, that souls are imbued into many, many animals, at many levels... and the more complex the animal, the more complex the soul. Maybe souls are just pieces of the Holy Spirit, captured in our electrical/nervous systems. Maybe that's why souls don't inhabit our bodies until we're nearly born. Maybe.

And then I'm like: time, time, time. If there's no God, who the fuck started everything? How did this all begin? And if there IS a God, who the hell CREATED GOD? And if matter decays, then doesn't that prove the existence of God? Or the existence of SOMETHING?

And then I need to pee, so I post my blog entry.

Love to all. Even you, whoever twisted up my slinky.

3 comments:

Lisa said...

dude I HATE it when the need to pee interferes with my search for the meaning of life. GOSH!

Rich | Championable said...

When you gotta go...

Bradley Herring said...

My search for meaning in the universe has so far dead-ended with the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Seriously funny. Wait, gotta pee...