Saturday, April 08, 2006

I just couldn't help it.

So, I'm riding on the train, and this dude makes several long phone calls. He's discussing business. Loudly. He's giving out names, financials. It's clear he's an M&A guy, discussing what divisions of a company he'll jettison, which he'll keep, and what staff he'll clear out. I connect to the internet via my bluetooth phone, and just for kicks I start Googling the guy... and while I'm doing that, I'm taking notes on his conversation.

And then he gets off the phone. And he says "Was I too loud for you?"

Oh God. Here we go.

I say "Not at all. But I've learned a whole lot about you. Your name is XXX. Here is your picture [turn computer around to show his picture on my screen] You work at XXX. You joined there in 1987 after leaving XXX. You're currently trying to finish brokering the acquisition of XXX for $XXX... but you had to leave a voice mail for Mr. XXX, who is apparently your client."

He looked a little dismayed, but we wound up having a very pleasant 10-minute conversation. At one point he asked where I lived, and I asked him the same. He said "I thought you would have looked that up, too."

I said: "Oh, no. That would be creepy."

Love to all. Even you, the interrupting in-law.

6 comments:

Lisa said...

YOU DID NOT!!

Rich | Championable said...

Dude. I so totally did.

Chaim said...

This makes me think I ought to start being a little more conscious of what I talk about on my phone in public...

Zube said...

Ha! Good job! I bet he's a little quieter next time he's discussing business.

shqipo said...

As Lisa said: you did not! Now I gotta be much more careful when I come to NY and ride trains :P

Amy said...

This is classic. I love that you did that. Non-hostile confrontation.