If you're bored... or, why I have no friends.

Lisa's post reminded me that I haven't done this in a while.

Sit at your regular phone. Take out your cell phone.

1. Using your cellphone call a friend.
2. Talk to your friend for a minute.
3. Using your regular phone, dial *67 and their number (this is caller-ID block, at least on Verizon, so that they won't see your incoming phone number)
4. When your friend switches lines to answer call-waiting, say "Still me."
5. When they try again, say "Still Me."
6. When they try again, use a grandma voice, cough, and say "Still me."
7. Repeat with iterations until they strangle you through the phone.

Love to all. Even you, the group of soldiers in Grand Central Station who I've only seen standing in a tight inward-facing circle, talking to each other.