Monday, October 17, 2005

Six second dispersal.

If I can wait six seconds before reacting to things that annoy me, the level of Peaceful Vibe in my house goes up by about 79%. If whip out the Dickhead Guns and shoot from the hip, well… status quo. It takes about six seconds for my self-monitoring subsystems to wake up from whatever they are doing (probably watching women-friendly pornography, if I know my internal moral gyroscope), and say:

“Whoa, brother. No big deal.”

Love to all. Even you, the dude with the enormous gold rings.

1 comment:

Nick said...

Interesting theory. I might have to give it a shot...