Thursday, March 02, 2006

Hookers and cocaine.

That's the two-word solution to a day like today: hookers and cocaine. In fact, I'm going to walk downstairs from my Claridge House duplex on the Upper-East Side of Manhattan, have them bring up my Daytona Sunset Metallic Corvette Z06 (with Titanium Nuance Leather), take a fast-ass drive to the Tropicana in Atlantic City, lose about 10 large, then head up to my suite with a bottle of Dungourney and a big bag of coke, and get crazy with Ariel from Ambience Girls.

Love to all. Even you, whoever doubts the educational power of Google.

3 comments:

Rich | Championable said...

Jeez. You people know i was kidding, right? Right?

Lisa said...

ummm...

YEAH! of COURSE we knew you were kidding! Sure!!! :-)

Fiona Kathleen Hogan said...

Read your last few posts, really sorry to hear about both the children. Especially your son, though :o

Heh. It's nice to fantasize once in a while. Just don't tell your wife, for crying out loud. lol.