Thursday, September 07, 2006

11 Haiku about a Coaches Meeting

A coaches meeting
we do this every year
I still don't know why

The coordinators
many of them didn't show
inside jokes are dumb

Referee courses
maybe this year I'll take it,
but probably not

The pattern baldness
pervades the room left and right
thirty-something guys

wealthiest people
take the time to coach their kids
I should be nicer

talking U10 boys
this doesn't apply to me
I am getting bored

more older kid stuff
U6 boys is so simple
yet I must endure

five requirements
most of them about parents
crazy-ass people

sixty minutes now
I have yet to learn something
I hope it ends soon

THIS guy is happy
enthusiasm is good
I think it is done

thought it was over
plea for newsletter content
can we be done now?

Love to all. Even you, the guy who kept asking questions.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG- That's the worst meeting! I've been to it a hundred times, and it never gets easier.

Thanks to you, especially patient man in the back who holds his personal questions and asks them individually.

Peter said...

Very generous of you loving the guy who keeps asking questions. Generally I can not stand that guy.

Aesthetic said...

snort!