God, I love New York [Warning: Rated PG-13]

I was on the 6 train, heading uptown to Grand Central in NYC. The train was packed. I was standing at the very back of the car, against the rear door. There were a lot of people packed around the pole, including two very cute 20-something women. Now, New York is awash in very cute women of every age. So normally this would’t get my attention for longer than a passing glance.

But these two women were clearly in lust.

I tried not to watch them talk, but it was difficult. I mean, holy crap. When they talked to each other they half looked at each other’s eyes, and half looked at each other’s lips. Back and forth. Up and down. They kept leaning in somewhat close to each other… it was insane. All of a sudden, the first woman moved to kiss the second, but the second leaned ever-so-slightly away, and smiled. Without a doubt: it would happen later.

I got off at Grand Central. I mean... I exited the train.

God, I love New York.

Love to all. Even you, the tourists whose minds were utterly blown.