I ran 5.65 miles tonight, then jumped in the shower. I finished up, dried off, and was getting dressed for bed. As I was putting on a t-shirt, it slipped from my hands...
...and my hands were directly above the toilet bowl.
As the t-shirt fell, I immediately felt a twinge of panic, followed immediately by "Oh, crap. This sucks." Hot on the heels of that thought was "Shit. Did I just pee in that bowl?" Then: "No, it's relatively clean." And then: "But you know, if I drop my shirt into a bowl full of pee, thats pretty hilarious."
Then I caught the shirt. Event averted.
Love to all. Even you, my shifty friend with the contagious grin.
6 comments:
I have a bad habit of accidentally dropping things in the toilet all the time. And as I type that, I'm suddenly thinking that's not something I should really admit, too.
Glad your crisis was averted!
Good thing you caught it on time! :)
I've dropped quite a few things in the toilet bowl too! It really really sucks. Because though the bowl is clean and the water too, it still feels so dirty, and it is! And the worse is when you can't flush the item, you've got to plunge your hand in there to get it out!!! :P YUCK! So a good idea is to always lower the toilet bowl cover!
Ciao!
-Anonymous-
Men who wear business shirts go through this all the time. I'm guessing you are not the button down type, but I've had to chase sunglasses, pens, and once I nearly had to chase a PalmPilot.
I'm now very conscious of my electronics when I'm in the loo. Glad you managed the incident. That would have been one of those times where you say "I never liked that shirt anyway."
how many hundreds of feet above the toilet were you that u had time to think all this crap? :p
ha ha - this post and the comments are so funny! I especially liked shqipo's comment - ha ha.
That, was perfectly incredible. Thank you.
I am a habitual tooth brush dropped in toilet bowl offender. Works out because I brush so vigorously they (the brushes) look weed whacked after a month.
Love back at ya from a liberal mama in conservative upstate.
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