Remember when I tried to give up auto-erotica on May 18th? Well, I figured, "hell, I'm not giving up SEX..." But then Maggie got sick, and our normally frequent rate of marital union dropped off, and, well, within two weeks I was a wreck. I'll spare you the details, but suffice it to say that I was physically uncomfortable, could barely concentrate, and... and...
DAMN YOU, NEW YORK CITY WOMEN IN HOT WEATHER.
Or perhaps I should say "Thank you."
Anyway. That's totally done. I'm not going to try that one again. Ever. I'll stick with not drinking or smoking.
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So much about being the master of your domain.
Well, I can't say nothing about the subject besides ... damn you Albanian women in hot weather... whoa...
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