Monday, October 17, 2005

Chew with your fucking mouth CLOSED.

Holy SHIT. Three separate times today, I found myself sitting (trains) or standing (subway) with some jackass who was chomping wetly and open-mouthed at a wad of gum, smacking so loudly that I’m still stunned they didn’t soak down the other fucking passengers with their rude-ass saliva.

This is one of my biggest peeves, personally. It’s up there with timeliness, professionally. That is all.

Love to all. Even you, the people who chew with your mouths open.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

If you've got a deviated septum, you have to chew with your mouth open or you can't breathe.
Just sayin....

Rich | Championable said...

Exceptions, rules, etc.

:-)