Thursday, June 22, 2006

Tattoo questions, answered.

Squipo asked:
Hey, hypothetically speaking, IF things with Maggie don't get better, what will happen to your arm? Just curious... Does she also have your name tattoed on her chest?
Answer 1: When I got the Maggie tattoo done, the artist pointed out to me that there's room underneath to write in fairly large letters, right underneath "Maggie", the word "LEFT." Besides, any woman who was willing to bear three kids for me deserves her name tattooed on my body regardless of any current or future status.

Answer 2: When I told Maggie I was going to get her name tattooed on my arm, she said "That's really sweet, but I will never, ever do that for you."

And that's the scoop.

Love to all. Even you, the dude with the bad, bad cough who was hanging out in the doorway of Whole Foods.

4 comments:

shqipo said...

LOL! Thanks Rich.

Well, now I can see that Maggie is a smart woman - you're so lucky!

ITS said...

You can also re do the tatoo to say Morris, in case you break up with Maggie, and decide to go ghey.

Lisa said...

... or say that it's to show your undying love for Margaret Thatcher....

Tasha said...

Awwww....I wish my husband would tatoo my name on his arm:(