You know how at the beginning of every single ride, the train conductor always says "Keep your feet off the seats?" That means YOU. You think people want to sit down on top of whatever it was you just fucking walked on? You think we want NYC detritus ground into the seat of our pants?
I believe I speak for all of Metro North when I say, "No. We don't."
Love to all. Even you, the lady who yelled into her phone: "I'm on the train!" Four times in a row.
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Wait, but what if you take your shoes off first?
George: good question. I still think that it's a big no-no. This is a public place, not someone's house. I mean, can I strip down to my boxers?
That's my favorite way to walk around, after all.
Besides George - what you've got growing on your feet might be worse than what was on your shoes anyway!! ;-)
lmao you silly goose. your sitting your ass on a seat that god knows who or what sat on it before you.your walking all over a city touching handles and things. you are walking into your home with a cityfull of crap under ur shoes and nails. lmao.
Silly goose? SILLY GOOSE!?!?
:-)
That may be true, Wally... but does that mean you let people scrape their feet on your desk or chair at work?
Or more appropriately, hww about on the handrails on an escalator?
And normal people wear is different than dirt and spit and phlegm from the ground.
Ick.
Am I the only one who noticed how ugly the offender's shoes are?
-- 1992 called, and they want...
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