Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Best marketing email EVER.

Oh my goodness. This is AWESOME. It's from a company called "StaffITNow."
Subject: Fill the Holes in Your IT

Got Some StaffIng Holes To Fill?

Sometimes, it's good to have holes...like a hole-in-one during a round of golf. Most times though, holes are a problem, like when you get a hole in your tire while driving. When faced with that unfortunate situation, you seek the help of your friendly mechanic to plug your tire. So when you have holes in your staff, to whom do you turn?
I just felt so dirty after reading this. Dirty.

Love to all. Even you, the snarky copywriter who uses three times as many words as he needs to... no matter what.

6 comments:

Vinny said...

Wow. I need a smoke and a nap.

Aurelius said...

So when you see holes in your staff, who *do* you turn to?

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the off-shore contracting company I was forced to work with on my last-ever project for the Evil Retail Empire...Tatas.

Yeah. Nobody seemed to think I was serious about them needed to change their name to work in this country.

"Oh. Look at the time! I'm going to be late for my teleconference with Tatas."

Or, my favorite:

"Tatas is on site today for a meeting."

Guess I'm just a girl.

Chickie said...

You must have picked this gem out of your spam folder.

Unknown said...

LMAO! comments are very funny, too. I wonder how much they charge to fill the holes...

Rich | Championable said...

NOTE: A guy from the actual company left a comment with the link to the hole "holes" email. I deleted it, because I don't want Championable.com to be linked to his site.