Fast, Day 1: This is NOT for parents with kids.

I think I'm going to bail. It's only been 24 hours, but honestly: serving your kids ketchup-laden french fries while your other kid is having a huge bowl of ice cream... well.... let's just say I'm being non-optimal. In fact, I'm being a short-tempered guy. Sticking to healthy food is fine. Sticking to nothing in the face of all this stuff on TOP of the non-stop questions from the kids is a little too much. Unless I check into a hotel for a couple of days.