Saturday, May 27, 2006

Do I need gay porn?

NO.

As you might have guessed from my previous post, I'm a big supporter of gay rights. Hell, I'm even a dues paying member of the HRC. But I'm thinking of withdrawing that support, because they seem to have sold my name to gay publishers and pseudo-pornographers who now solicit me via the postal service.

I've already told places that call my house in the evening that, if they ever call us in the evening again, we will cancel our membership. I also offer them my daytime numebr. I say this without being too angry or rude, there's just enough craziness in my family life that I don't need places that I support to be bugging me for more support.

Hell, if I need gay porn, I'll go fucking buy it. But I don't need it sent to me unrequested.

Oh, wait: if lesbian porn is gay porn... then I guess I do like gay porn. Whoops. Anyway.

Love to all.

4 comments:

shqipo said...

LMAO! There you go, I guess you do need some gay porn :P

Dude, your number is not on the Do Not Call registry?

Rich | Championable said...

"Because of limitations in the jurisdiction of the FTC and FCC, calls from or on behalf of political organizations, charities, and telephone surveyors would still be permitted, as would calls from companies with which you have an existing business relationship, or those to whom you’ve provided express agreement in writing to receive their calls."

- excerpted from the Don Not Call Registry itself.

ITS said...

Ok here is plan; when they call you tell them to hold for a minute, and forward the calls the the White House number.

shqipo said...

So... you're telling me that you already buy gay porn from these companies? "...calls from companies with which you have an existing business relationship" :P